Olympiad of Missguided Geeks
For the second time we bring you the "Olympiad of Misguided Geeks contest at The Daily WTF (or OMGWTF for short) along with our sponsor, NewRelic. Just like the last one, it's a fun twist on the usual programming contest: we don't want your best solution. Send us a solution that's so terrible that it's...worse than failure.